Well, never in my whole 30-something life did I think there might be equality for all. Surprisingly, I had a moment yesterday at work. I was back in the double-wide(that is what we call our double cubicle). I was updating our show page on our work website. And, I hear the next show scream out the studio door, "MANCANDY IN 2 MINUTES!” The madness that occurred next is almost unexplainable. It was a "you had to be there" moment. I hope that you can have enough of an imagination to try to just grasp the commotion.
It was complete chaos, as all the women of the office came running around the center cubicles in their 4 inch sassy boots. I have never seen movement so fast. We could be compared to a huge ant colony going after the freshly dropped blob of ice cream on the hot concrete. Yes, I do admit...it was a little pathetic. But, seriously funny. Luckily, one of our promotions cubicles is right next to the studio. So, as one of the hosts was escorting the MANCANDY back, we all stood around the cubicle like we were in some intense conversation. Cleverly concealed by the pregnant chick's 7-month baby bump. Yes, he was a bachelor on some new show that is going to be on Fox. He was in town at the Mall of America for auditions.
Did he catch on to our moment of COMPLETE EQUALITY? Probably. At least I was able to take a deep breathe and say to myself, "I have finally arrived". This moment defines complete success and happiness. :) Again...I am not quite sure how I got here, but I am definitely in the right place.
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Too funny! I can totally imagine the commotion! And I love that someone announced the Mancandy's presence. Boy, Oh Boy!!!